Q:What always sits in the corner but can move all round the world?
A:A stamp.
Q:How can you tell that compasses and scales are intelligent?
A:Because they're all graduated.
Q:Why didn't the map grids go to the punk disco?
A:Because they were all squares.
Q:What's big, white, furry and always points North?
A:A Polar Bearing.
Q:What do geographers grow in their gardens?
A:Compass roses.
Q:Where do all the pencils come from?
A:PENNsylvania.
Q:What do an astrologist and a cartographer have in common?
A:They both specialise in projections.
Q:What city always cheats at exams?
A:Peking (Beijing now) :P
Q:Why is it easy to get into Florida?
A:Because there are so many keys.
Q:What do penguins wear on their heads?
A:Ice caps.
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