Wednesday 25 January 2012

Geography jokes

Who said that Geographers do not have sense of humour?... here you have some jokes to prove you are wrong and cheer you up this week.



Q:What always sits in the corner but can move all round the world? 
A:
A stamp.


Q:How can you tell that compasses and scales are intelligent? 
A:
Because they're all graduated.


Q:Why didn't the map grids go to the punk disco?
A:
Because they were all squares.


Q:What's big, white, furry and always points North?
A:
A Polar Bearing.


Q:What do geographers grow in their gardens? 
A:
Compass roses.


Q:Where do all the pencils come from? 
A:
PENNsylvania.


Q:What do an astrologist and a cartographer have in common?
A:
They both specialise in projections.


Q:What city always cheats at exams? 
A:
Peking (Beijing now) :P


Q:Why is it easy to get into Florida?
A:
Because there are so many keys.


Q:What do penguins wear on their heads? 
A:
Ice caps.










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